fuck-eater:

tessacrowley:

teacup what the fuck i just woke up why would you put this rIGHT AT THE TOP OF MY DASH

Ok so I’m crying and you should experience this wonder too

roxilalonde:

like! people always reference pride & prejudice as the archetypal “normal girl falls for mysterious brooding antihero” story but they overlook the part where lizzy drags darcy so fucking hard he leaves town and then apologizes for talking to her the next time they meet even though they’re at his literal house

ruinedchildhood:

moodbig:

In 2020

whatsallthisnow:

injuries-in-dust:

mr-downer:

qualitytimeswithqualitylads:

tilthat:

TIL In 1774, Frederick the Great ordered Prussians to grow potatoes as protection against famine, but the populace were disgusted by them and refused. The king then planted “royal potato field” but allowed peasants to steal from it, which re-marketed the potato into a major food crop.

via reddit.com

6D chess

what level of reverse psychology are you on

He didn’t just allow the peasants to steal from it, he deliberately hired guards to protect the field, making it seem valuable and ordered them to be lax in their patrols, so the valuable crop seemed like easy pickings, and even ordered them to accept all bribes and let the peasants go should the guards accidentally catch someone in the act of stealing the potatoes.

He want out of his way to make the damn things seem like the most valuable, but easiest thing to get hold of, in the world.

He’s living in 1750 but his thinking is 3035

gayavatarstyle:

princecharmingtobe:

You think they have the Geneva Convention in ATLA? They don’t even have Geneva. 

saltytocrusade:

Literally the only way the fire nation fought enemies was with slow technological veachiles (drills and air boats) and fucking AMBUSHING PEOPLE. AND IT WAS MAINLY AMBUSHING CIVILIANS (against the Geneva Convention). The fire nations army is full of war criminals

gayavatarstyle:

you throw fire they throw rock you get hit with hot rock war over

gayavatarstyle:

a waterbender sends a wave at you and you defend with fire? congrats dipshit now you’ve turned that attack into steam in your eyes at best or boiling water on your skin at worst

gayavatarstyle:

shoot fire at an airbender? they blow fire back in your face now you got burn face

gayavatarstyle:

how the fuck did the fire nation beat fucking anyone their element can’t do shit to any of the others

generalgrievousdatingsim:

don’t let yourself be caught out! know your draconic lore

(source)

generalgrievousdatingsim:

guys will mix up wyrms and lindwurms and say “well they’re all dragons aren’t they”

generalgrievousdatingsim:

guys will tell you they know what a drake is and then describe an amphithere

generalgrievousdatingsim:

guys will try to impress you by telling you they know everything about dragon mythology and folklore and then not even be able to tell you the difference between a wyrm and a wyvern

heywoodxparker:

“And as a woman I have no way to make money, not enough to earn a living and support my family. Even if I had my own money, which I don’t, it would belong to my husband the minute we were married. If we had children they would belong to him not me. They would be his property. So don’t sit there and tell me that marriage isn’t an economic proposition, because it is. It may not be for you but it most certainly is for me.” 
Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig

vitruvians:

Slytherin House & Moving Paintings

art is but a shadow of the divine perfection

shakescene:

shakescene:

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

it’s gay pride darling